Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Political Nicknames

Inspired by President Donald Trump, here's a list of my current nicknames for certain politicians. 

In no particular order.  

  • US Senator Richard Blumenthal, D-CT: "Dastardly Dick" (or simply, "Dick")
  • Former Governor of Connecticut Dan Malloy, D-Stamford: "Moron Malloy"
  • Congressman Adam Schiff, D-CA: "Adam McCarthy" (in the vein of Senator Joseph McCarthy, who created/exploited the 1950s "Red Scare").  
    • See Also: ("insert word starting with 'S', and rhyming with 'kit' here) Stain"

    • US Senator Charles Schumer, D-NY: "Upchuck"
    • Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-CA: "Nutty Nancy"
    • Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro, D-CT: "The Scarecrow" (or "The Wicked Witch of the East", shared with Hillary Clinton)
    • CNN Commentator Chris Cuomo: "Fredo" (as usual)
    • Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo: "Michael" (if Chris is "Fredo (Corleone)", then Andrew must be "Michael", right?)
    • Former US Secretary of State John Kerry, D-MA: "Kollaborator Kerry" (for his slandering of fellow American soldiers during Vietnam War "peace talks".  These "talks" were sponsored by North Vietnam, our main enemy during that conflict)
    • Congresswoman Maxine Waters, D-CA: "Mad Maxine" (as usual)
    • Connecticut Secretary of the State Denise Merrill, D-Somewhere: "Subcomandante Denise" (for her rubber stamping of anything that the governor does/says)
    • Mayor Bill DeBlasio, D-New York: "DeBLAHsio"
    • Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-NY: "Yo Bartender!"

    And last, but certainly least:

    • Governor of Connecticut Ned Lamont, D-Greenwich: "King Ned".  

    Note that this list may expand as time goes by, LOL.  

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